These here are specialty pantyhose (viz., tights (i.e., thus opaque)) with special compartments which can be specially filled with air to enhance your especial muliebrity.
A little more juice in your caboose? Supersize your soleus? Presto change-o.-- nihilo, Jun 09 2006 These tights could use a little air. http://www.mytights...se/type/Tights.html [nihilo, Jun 09 2006] Sounds like a MAST suit...with STYLE! http://www.brooksid...es/UseaMASTSuit.htmDo not use in cases of abdominal injury with evisceration. [Klaatu, Jun 09 2006] (?) That can't be good. http://www.cocoon1.com/pu14.htm [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 09 2006] (?) More like this. http://i6.tinypic.com/124zckn.jpgBut not rubber, and not footless. And yet inflatable. [nihilo, Jun 09 2006] [2 fries], you're short of the happy meal once again.-- nihilo, Jun 09 2006 I don't know nihilo, that guy in the link looks pretty happy to me.-- methinksnot, Jun 09 2006 Happy he may look, but those bottoms definitely do NOT enhance his "especial muliebrity" as I'd intended.-- nihilo, Jun 09 2006 They would were he to wear them inside-out.The marketing phrase you forgot: grandeur to your gastrocnemii.-- methinksnot, Jun 09 2006 That phrase just doesn't glide off the glottis.-- nihilo, Jun 09 2006 like especial muliebrity does?-- methinksnot, Jun 09 2006 ...here I was thinking of a hose that would water my garden on it's own...-- xandram, Jun 09 2006 //ike especial muliebrity does?//
Like "more juice in your caboose".-- nihilo, Jun 09 2006 Gonflable!
I'm delighted by the existence of a category for socks theory.-- mitxela, Feb 18 2022 //muliebrity//
This is a word I didn't know. It's fantastic.-- Loris, Feb 19 2022 random, halfbakery