Pyjamas with strategic high-friction patches to prevent your restless bed-partner dragging all the covers off you.-- hippo, Dec 17 2007 http://www.pastyman...s/large/pasties.jpg [calum, Dec 17 2007] Synthetic Setae http://en.wikipedia...iki/Synthetic_setaeWikipedia page [apocalyps956, Dec 17 2007] :)-- po, Dec 17 2007 likelihood of suffering grazes?-- pertinax, Dec 17 2007 - a small price to pay.-- hippo, Dec 17 2007 High-friction merkin and pasties as sop to nude sleepers?-- calum, Dec 17 2007 pasties?-- po, Dec 17 2007 Pasties.-- calum, Dec 17 2007 crumbs.-- po, Dec 17 2007 A high-friction pubic wig and pasties including (liquid soaked bread)? Sounds like a dinner party in a bordello.-- skinflaps, Dec 17 2007 Excellent - Velcro pyjamas and duvet covers. I'm kinda struck with the idea of Velcro pyjamas, by themselves, actually-- Dub, Dec 17 2007 Would certainly seperate the wheat from the chafe.-- 4whom, Dec 17 2007 //I'm kinda struck with the idea of Velcro pyjamas//
Yeah, throw in some sticklebricks to liven things up a bit.-- skinflaps, Dec 17 2007 Will this work on satin sheets?-- elhigh, Dec 17 2007 Why not artificial setae?-- apocalyps956, Dec 17 2007 This is baked by my girlfriend, she just "forgets" to shave her legs.-- Noexit, Dec 17 2007 Smear oneself with maple syrup before retiring ?-- 8th of 7, Dec 17 2007 - sugary knot?-- Jinbish, Dec 17 2007 Nice...would they come in flanel?-- Monty6, Dec 18 2007 Wouldn't it be easier to dress the other person in something slippery? A latex body suit and a layer of baby oil, say?-- baconbrain, Dec 18 2007 Or just coat them with spek, if you have bacon in mind.-- 4whom, Dec 18 2007 // bacon in mind //
No, bacon FOR a mind; pickled in chemicals and fried to a crisp ....-- 8th of 7, Dec 18 2007 No, it's barely noon here. I'm not quite fried yet. * * * * Okay, now I am.-- baconbrain, Dec 18 2007 <pours maple syrup over deep fried [baconbrain] >
<looks expectantly at toaster>-- 8th of 7, Dec 18 2007 Fighting for possession of the duvet is often the best bit of the day, so (-) from me.-- DrBob, Dec 20 2007 I tend to be the stealer, rather than the stealee, so I am sorely tempted to bone this. But it's a good idea for couples which don't include me.-- shapu, Dec 20 2007 Rug burns keep comin to mind. You would have to be v_e_r_y careful if you fell off the bed and made mad passionate love on the floor in the middle of the night with your jammies still on...-- blissmiss, Dec 20 2007 we can all dream, blissy ;)-- po, Dec 20 2007 [Hoping hippo keeps a bucket of water handy, in case all that friction sets fire to the bed.]-- DrCurry, Dec 20 2007 Pajamas are for traipsing from room to room at PlayBoy Mansions & swing parties, not sleeping...-- Macdaddyx1, Feb 10 2008 random, halfbakery