Some forms of crisps are stored in some neutral gas. Why not just store them in helium? They would create a laugh for small children!-- froglet, Apr 09 2005 And then again, why not?-- Basepair, Apr 09 2005 Good god man. The implications of this invention are very high-pitched.-- Blumster, Apr 10 2005 Also available: Hydrogen Stored Crisps/Chips Just for a blast.-- AfroAssault, Apr 11 2005 //They would create a big laugh // Shirley, that would be nitrous oxide, not helium?-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Apr 11 2005 and with the typical ratio of chips to packet volume, I think this might work.-- xaviergisz, Jun 03 2006 Great idea. Should come with a straw. Caprisun style.-- epicproblem, Jun 03 2006 not only will the children be fat, but they will float like that blueberry girl in willywonka!-- compatta, Jun 03 2006 If the chips were just heavy enough to partially upset the helium, you could have chip bags that flew though the air in a straight line across the room. [+]-- dehodson, Jun 19 2008 random, halfbakery