How about a hat in the shape of a butt?-- JesusHChrist, Apr 27 2005 Funny hat http://www.findgift...ft-ideas/pid-48281/Not quite what you said, but funny. (I think you need to be bald to wear this one) [Zimmy, Apr 27 2005] Plastic Butt http://www.pjstrick...m/products/1507.aspcould be worn as a hat, I suppose. [Cedar Park, Apr 27 2005] I thought I saw some of these at Mardi Gras. I can not find any on the net. But then it was Mardi Gras & who knows if I can trust myself to remember what I did or did not see?-- Zimmy, Apr 27 2005 You could wear a bikini bottom as a bonnet.-- JesusHChrist, Apr 27 2005 Reminds me of the bumheads from Star Trek.-- skinflaps, Apr 27 2005 random, halfbakery