Enhance the tradition of Easter with a new tradition, a sandwich of Easter, the HeRose. There would be a little miraculous-like toasted Shroud-of- Turan image of Jesus on the underside of the top bread piece. We would could probably get a 'body of christ' eating tie-in. Kind of a cross- shaped finger sandwich. Manufacture some nail-lookin' toothpicks people could buy in season to fasten the sandwich together. Something new like this could be a big media distraction from the truth. 'Yes, bad things happen to good people, but have you seen our new HeRose sandwiches?'-- Mustardface, Apr 04 2010 Chocolate Jesus http://www.youtube....watch?v=1wfamPW3EawWhen in Rome, I suppose... [Postscript, Apr 05 2010] Cynical and shameless exploitation of a major and sacred religious festival in the cause of crass commercial gain, plus a truly dreadful pun.
[+]-- 8th of 7, Apr 04 2010 You could get David Bowie to help with the marketing.-- Jinbish, Apr 04 2010 //You could get David Bowie ...// Nah, He Fell.-- jurist, Apr 04 2010 [jurist]: You little wonder, you.-- Jinbish, Apr 05 2010 We celebrate Zombie Jesus day.-- normzone, Apr 05 2010 + yay (I'm a catholic gone bad!)-- xandram, Apr 06 2010 Can I have a gingerbread crucified saviour instead?-- BunsenHoneydew, Apr 07 2010 I remember a firm producing a chocolate Jesus - it was branded as an "Immaculate Confection" (seriously!).-- Jinbish, Apr 07 2010 random, halfbakery