This idea would be for a combined hat and PDA. The hat would have a wide brim which would hold stereo speakers and a head-up display which could be lowered over your eyes to show new emails, alerts, a contour map of wi-fi signal strength overlaid on the scene, etc. All the normal PDA functions and more would be supported.Your friends would rightly think that your new Hat PDA is essential to your life and thus not expect you to take it off. It would therefore be perfect for its actual purpose - concealing hair loss.-- hippo, Apr 18 2004 here you go, hippo. http://www.moviepropking.com/screamh3.jpg [po, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] Palm Zire Palm Tungsten Palm Rogaine-- krelnik, Apr 18 2004 random, halfbakery