Rides along handrails cleaning them periodically, leaving an antibacterial coating in its wake. Simple.-- 21 Quest, Nov 24 2009 What's stopping me from pocketing it for my doorknobs?-- DrWorm, Nov 24 2009 And the nominees for "Idea whose name sounds most like a euphemism" are...-- jutta, Nov 24 2009 <obligatory 'thought idea would be'>A Roomba vacuum cleaner shaped like a giant hand - resembling "Thing" from the Addams Family</tibe>-- Jinbish, Nov 24 2009 It would wrap around the rail, making intact removal impossible without a key.-- 21 Quest, Nov 24 2009 random, halfbakery