These novelty goggles have anti-glare lenses fitted into an oversize fish bone motif on the left eye piece and a huge half croissant on the right. Bakers can then locate each other quickly and efficiently at the beach, tanning room, battlefield etc-- benfrost, Apr 25 2005 [+] for anything that helps me spot halfbakers. I don't think I'd wear them though. I like to go undercover ;)-- Pericles, Apr 25 2005 And have blink-powered piezoelectric windshield wipers built in.-- Worldgineer, Apr 28 2005 With a heads up display strip that shows the rearview.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 29 2005 And they pick up white trash controversially. And they're filled with custard.-- disbomber, Apr 30 2005 For some reason, I am reminded of the glasses in HHGTTG which are designed to give peace of mind - they turn black at the slightest danger so that you do not see it.-- dbmag9, Dec 18 2005 random, halfbakery