Somebody, maybe me, but probably not, would put a link to Youtube where occasionally a new cartoon with a Halfbakery public service message would be relayed by this lovable anthropomorphic duo consisting of a cartoon croissant and a cartoon fishbone that dance, sing, give advice and generally bring joy and happiness to all.
"Hey Bunzy!"
"What's up Bonezy?"
"Let's BONE UP on todays lesson about how to have fun and be nice to each other on the Halfbakery! Yaaaay!"
"Sounds good, today we're going to learn about (DUN DUN DUN!!!) Sniper bones. Remember folks, if you leave a vote, leave a note. THANKS a1!" (waves)
"Or: If you bone it, own it! Teeheehee!"
"That's really clever Bonzie. So are you dead or what?"
"Well I'm a skeleton, I certainly hope so!" (giggle)
"So are you like, the fish sprit coming back to walk around in your skeleton like the walking dead or something?"
"Damn boy, you sure ask a lot of questions for a friggin pastry.
Anyway, that's the idea folks. If you bone it, own it. If it's fun, drop a bun! Byyy!!"-- doctorremulac3, Mar 04 2022 The shocking amount of anthropomorphic croissants already on the web. https://www.google....1234&bih=1207&dpr=1 [doctorremulac3, Mar 04 2022] Not as many lovable fishbones obviously. https://www.google....=1234&client=safari [doctorremulac3, Mar 04 2022] Maybe Bonezy gets an image more in keeping with the spirit of HB bonage. https://www.dreamst...tion-image107834757Naa, I like the happy little guy better. [doctorremulac3, Mar 05 2022] Shoresy (or your pick from Letterkenny) https://screenrant....etterkenny-spinoff/HB 'mascots' for the times in which we are living. [Sgt Teacup, Mar 06 2022] The autoboner is outed?-- RayfordSteele, Mar 04 2022 LOL. Why am I not surprised by that sniper fishbone?
Come out fishboner! Stand and deliver!-- doctorremulac3, Mar 05 2022 Not that I'm admitting to it, but if I did it, it was because this idea consists entirely of a fish sniping range with one giant target, a pretty position all set up with my favorite weapon, and a cheerleading squad.-- Voice, Mar 05 2022 Now now, there's nothing wrong with wanting to murder Bunzy & Bonezy-- doctorremulac3, Mar 05 2022 We’ll I know it’s not you, you came up with the “leave a vote, leave a note” that inspired this.
But Bunzy and Bonezy thank you.-- doctorremulac3, Mar 05 2022 boak [-]-- pocmloc, Mar 05 2022 cute [-] but not for me. I don’t like cute.-- xandram, Mar 05 2022 //joyous Disney cartoon//
[8th of 7] turns over in his grave.-- pertinax, Mar 05 2022 [pert] I was thinking the same thing. He would’ve said they sounded like cats’ names and they should be Tortured somehow!-- xandram, Mar 05 2022 By the way, I don't agree with Bunzy and Bonezy, sniper bone away. It's everybody's right as a Halfbakertarian.
They've since been arrested and are in the Halfbakery Gulag being tried for "rhymes against the people". Their execution is at dawn.-- doctorremulac3, Mar 05 2022 Thank you, xanie, for giving me the first laugh, (and maybe last), of the month.-- blissmiss, Mar 05 2022 Could repackage this as a shoot-em-up video game. Cartoon croissants parade along the screen and you have to knock them over by shooting cartoon fishbones at them.-- pocmloc, Mar 05 2022 - Fuck that.-- tatterdemalion, Mar 05 2022 random, halfbakery