Nothin' ever (ever) happens on the Net Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right out of my mind Until a friend told me the news He said, "Hey! You know that domain Halfbakery.com? Well somebody bought it And on that spot they're gonna build a site For people with loose screws" Since then I've been walking on air (air) I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care I've been waiting since half three For this time to finally arrive I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside Well, I hope it's six real soon
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) Until six when the phones are cheap I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the Goin' to the (half) bake I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (half) I'm goin' to the (half) oh yes I'm goin' to Halfbakery
On my swivel chair I sat there all night Right in front of the screen, then as soon as it was light I got myself right off to the kichen You know, I had to get breakfast Gonna get me a croissant and some jam Gonna get back to the study - my favo(u)rite room of my house New idea - posted it now; It got fishboned! Darn! Curse! Blast! Guys with no life, like me, James and Kurt Post ideas that will obviously never work Brand new newbies just don't get it It's all 'wibni's and 'MFD's And they're doing a holiday switch The fish are buns and the buns are fish> And every 27th annotation Is by or mentions me
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) Until six when the phones are cheap I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the Goin' to the (half) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (half) I'm goin' to the (half) oh yes I'm goin' to Halfbakery
Would you look at all that crap...
They've got... army wrenches, bath reheaters, plunger seats, traffic meters small reactors, geotrackers, shaving squads, door-path beaters water tunics, body-dryers, sonar goggles, days for liars mugging wallets, whatchacallits, copper-coated auto tires flashy bangers, marmite butter, wrinkle irons, songs from nutters toilet louvers, stick removers, denim tape, and tennis gutters bedside faucets, moldy fables, Holographic coffee-tables books by email, clockwork detail, rants against dumb warning labels scientific exploration touching goldfish transportation error-proofing, poem spoofing quasi-mental masturbation wind compressors, fat detectors doggie fizzles, steam injectors seven ages, shower gauges office cats and jerk ejectors any-position sunvisors bluetooth chips for your incisors music catchers, Margaret Thatcher Pet and PIN and phone disguisers disco panels, newbie bakers bad demeanors, trouble makers slink-o-vators, moderators antistupidexpressionators
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) Until six when the phones are cheap I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the Goin' to the (half) bake I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (half) I'm goin' to the (half) oh yes I'm goin' to Halfbakery I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the Goin' to the (half) bake I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (half) I'm goin' to the (half) oh yes I'm goin' to Halfbakery I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the Goin' to the (half) bake I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (half) I'm goin' to the (half) oh yes I'm goin' to Halfbakery Thanks to [RayfordSteele] for writing (probably the best part of the song) the third verse.-- modular, Nov 02 2003 * * * * * * * * * * APPLAUSE * * * * * * * * * *-- thumbwax, Nov 02 2003 Whoever comes up with a suitable 3rd verse will have my utmost respect.-- modular, Nov 02 2003 I'm not quite half-done with it. It seems I've short-circuited the bakery search engine...
I don't think 'Hardware Store' is a parody of anything else. It's incredibly fast.-- RayfordSteele, Nov 02 2003 Okay, finished.
They've got... army wrenches, bath reheaters, plunger seats, traffic meters small reactors, geotrackers, shaving squads, door-path beaters
water tunics, body-dryers, sonar goggles, days for liars mugging wallets, whatchacallits, copper-coated auto tires
flashy bangers, marmite butter, wrinkle irons, songs from nutters toilet louvers, stick removers, denim tape, and tennis gutters
bedside faucets, moldy fables, Holographic coffee-tables books by email, clockwork detail, rants against dumb warning labels
scientific exploration touching goldfish transportation error-proofing, poem spoofing quasi-mental masturbation
wind compressors, fat detectors doggie fizzles, steam injectors seven ages, shower gauges office cats and jerk ejectors
position-anywhere sunvisors blootooth chips for your incisors music catchers, Margaret Thatcher Pet and PIN and phone disguisers
disco panels, newbie bakers bad demeanors, trouble makers slink-o-vators, moderators antistupidexpressionators-- RayfordSteele, Nov 02 2003 Excellent, [Ray]. Brilliant.-- modular, Nov 02 2003 Nice work, [modular] and [Rayford].-- Protein, Nov 08 2003 random, halfbakery