Well, since my idea left me
Well, I found a new place to dwell,
Well, it's down at the end of Baker Street
At Halfbake Hotel

Where I'll be, I'll be so crazy baby
Well, I'm so crazy,
I'll be so crazy, I could fly

Oh, and although it's always crowded
You still can find some room
For a banjo full of jam and bees
And a runaway Hullabaloon,

They'll be so, they'll be so crazy baby
They get so crazy
They're so crazy, they could fly

Now, the custard it keeps flowin'
And the decor's all Vantablack,
Well, they've been so long on Baker Street
They'll never, never look back

And they get so, they get so crazy baby
They get so crazy
They get so crazy, they could fly

Well, now, if your idea leaves you
And you got a tale to tell
Well, just ride a zipwire down Baker Street
To Halfbake Hotel

Where you will be, you will be so crazy baby
You will be crazy
You'll be so crazy, you could fly

Oh, and although it's always smoky,
After rocket tests go BOOM,
The broken windows let it out, as fragments slice the room.

Where they get so, they get so crazy baby
They're so crazy
They'll be so crazy, they CAN FLY !

-- 8th of 7, Feb 25 2018

Conveniently located in ... Halfbaked_20Estates
[normzone, Feb 26 2018]

Better accommodations than the Hotel California I’m told.
-- RayfordSteele, Feb 25 2018


Has anyone seen my withering look anywhere? I know I had it this morning.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 26 2018


Maybe you've left it with your Blue Suede Shoes ?
-- 8th of 7, Feb 26 2018


Could be. But if you find it, keep it - I was going to give it to you anyway.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 26 2018


Thankyou, much appreciated. We will put it with the large collection of others we have been given over the years.
-- 8th of 7, Feb 26 2018


Forget Hemi- or Semi-, Bis!
I heard you can logout but never leave
-- Dub, Feb 26 2018


Sometimes it gets pretty lonely...
-- RayfordSteele, Feb 26 2018


That's just a consequence of your indifferent personal hygiene, [Ray].
-- 8th of 7, Feb 27 2018


I'm not the one with standard-issue British teeth...
-- RayfordSteele, Feb 27 2018



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