combine back to back hair removal clinic and hair transplant clinic, the longest strands are donated to wigs for cancer patients but the shorter ones are collected and redistributed. true recycling!-- Arcanus, Dec 23 2009 to implant hair the follicles must be healthy http://www.hairtran...plantation-faqs.asp [dentworth, Jun 07 2010] There are back hair removal clinics?-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 24 2009 yep they will remove hair from anywhere, and put it almost anywhere too.-- Arcanus, Jun 07 2010 well, generally hair removal is done by laser and that kills the follicles. Thus rendering the hair unusable for transplant.-- dentworth, Jun 07 2010 Those shorter hairs could even be used to assist with oil spills due to the incredible ability of hair to absorb endless amounts of oils, recycling and saving the environment all in one delicious package? perhaps it could then when fully soaked become some form of biofuel? Hmmmmmmm *shaves head* [+]-- ComatoseSheep, Jun 10 2010 random, halfbakery