The His 'n' Hers range of clear, bottled mineral water comes in two styles.

The Her range, consists of 330ml through to 1L bottle in the form of a fully erect penis with ergonomic grip and fliptop lid.

The His range, consists of the additional 1.5L bottle in the elegant form of a pert breast with quick release nozzle nipple cap.

For the budding adventurer, cyclist or camper, a range of camouflaged tin H 'n' H water bottles are available with accessories, including the bicycle bottle holder.
-- skinflaps, Dec 21 2004

Penis sports bottle http://www.bachelor...com/tranpenbot.html
sorta like this one? [ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 21 2004]

Cocktube http://www.cockolada.de/
What a picnic searching for this was. [tiromancer, Dec 21 2004]

what happened to [freerunner], I liked him.
-- dentworth, Dec 21 2004


I posted a menu idea where all the entrees had bra cup sizes for labels, which reflected the size of the meal. it got ignored.

go figure
-- dentworth, Dec 21 2004


No pleasing people is there [skinrunner]?
-- wagster, Dec 21 2004


Sometimes the people can [wags], sometimes.
-- skinflaps, Dec 21 2004


//a fully erect penis...with a fliptop lid//

Jesus Christ!!!
-- etherman, Dec 21 2004


Ha!, sorta [ConsulFlaminicus], not quite, but sorta.

[tiromancer] Ha,ha, ha, ha !(wish I could photoshop)
-- skinflaps, Dec 21 2004


[skinrunner] ...errr...I don't think that's photoshopping. [tiro]'s link is the one I was looking for and couldn't find - Those things are for sale in eastern europe and there are billboards in Budapest advertising them (unconfirmed).
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 22 2004


Sorry, [ConsulFlaminicus] I did'nt mean that was photoshopped, I would like to photoshop it.
-- skinflaps, Dec 22 2004



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