Everyone can ride a unicycle now, as nearly 20 years after the invention of the Segway, computationally enhanced gyros control the motion of various "hover" gadgets.
This tight rope setup uses a stiffer than usual rope, perhaps a metal cable connected between two large poles that are able to control the left/right swing of the rope (perhaps by a smart appendage that rapidly pulls the rope significantly right or left) and its tautness based on the adeptness of the walker.-- theircompetitor, Nov 06 2017 Self balancing stick https://www.youtube...watch?v=woCdjbsjbPg [theircompetitor, Nov 07 2017] robot balancing a stick https://www.youtube...watch?v=lwvTyC7m4LQ [theircompetitor, Nov 07 2017] A triangular box section, perhaps fabricated from aluminium or titanium, point uppermost, would be much stiffer, and more amenable to rapid manipulation by high-speed pneumatic or electric actuators attached at the ends.-- 8th of 7, Nov 06 2017 I like it - it's a tight rope after all. A loose rope would be a different situation. But a very, very tight metal cable - that logically could always remain under you. Such a tight cable may be entirely unaffected by a tiny 15 stone mass wobbling back and forth.
I think you'd need to always have at least one foot on it though; no running, skipping, or jumping.-- mylodon, Nov 07 2017 //With a rigid member the above could be even more of a problem. // That is a sentence that can be used in many contexts.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 07 2017 ////With a rigid member the above could be even more of a problem. // That is a sentence that can be used in many contexts.// - and yet it is a sentence that remains true whatever the interpretation of 'rigid member'-- hippo, Nov 07 2017 One is never too old for dick jokes.
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[bigsleep] -- an utterly rigid human, one that avoids counteracting the rope, is surely not too different from the stick being balanced on any given point, right?-- theircompetitor, Nov 07 2017 // a perfectly rigid human will be of some help. //
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If you sling the rope far enough from the ground, fear will achieve the sort of tetanic muscle spasm you suggest.-- 8th of 7, Nov 08 2017 I thought this was about groping-- DDRopDeadly, Nov 08 2017 Go and wash your mind out with soap and water.-- 8th of 7, Nov 08 2017 random, halfbakery