For those that aren't experts on the ins and outs of Turkish prisons, we introduce Grope Soap on a Rope (TM)...... just hang on the shower head, then when partner is nearby give it a nudge. Slippery rope construction will allow soap to fall effortlessly to floor, where you can retrieve your soap and let things... happen. From the makers of Hope in her Soul (TM), the luxurious foaming bath beads that don't know the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub.
-- mrnesbit, May 07 2001

(?) Joycejones's link as a link. http://sexy-soap.com/
Best line from front page: "These soaps are ... hard and long lasting". [StarChaser, May 07 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

please try the site: sexy-soap.com which offers items such as you describe, if you haven't already.
-- joycejones, Sep 27 2001


Don't forget to install the 'Baby hold on to me' shower support bar.
-- phoenix, Dec 06 2001


I'm guessing that you don't know how effective it would be, just to, well DROP the soap?
-- The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy, Mar 18 2004



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