When looking at exposed grass roots you'll notice the disorderly way they are set underground. This of course causes the grass to grow back on the same spot even after removed, and forces the grass owners to use toxic materials to fight the grass.

In comes the Grass Roots Organization, a new way to organize grass roots underground in straight lines so that the grass can easily be removed. Another benefit could be to organize the roots in a way that when pulled out, they would leave some interesting pattern which would then be left for 6 years, and hopefully be caught by satellite cameras and noticed on Google Earth.
-- pashute, Aug 15 2015

[M-F-D] pun in title
-- Voice, Aug 17 2015


But at least it's not in other:general
-- normzone, Aug 17 2015


Why does grass grow in circles?
-- RayfordSteele, Aug 17 2015



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