Science: Body: Nose: Picking
Gourmet bogies   (+7, -15)  [vote for, against]
Inhale scented dust to cultivate gourmet bogies

Edible fingernails are baked, but there is more in the wonderful world of auto(pseudo)cannibalism.

Bogies.

But really, they dont taste very well. Just a little salty. That can be improved with a range of scented powders... cocoa, vanilla, lemongrass, garlic&thyme, rosemary, smokey bacon or cheese&onion? Just snort it up, leave a while to cure and dig away.
-- Ehrm, Sep 30 2005

I picked them myself! http://renandstimpy...odes.php?id=105&s=2
[Ehrm, Oct 01 2005]

Flavaflem Flavaflem
[Ehrm, Nov 18 2005]

You grow aircraft in your nose?! Is that a hanger, or a hangar on your face?
-- Shz, Sep 30 2005


Heinous.
-- Adze, Oct 01 2005


My thought exactly, [Shz].
-- bristolz, Oct 01 2005


You are what you eat
-- xenzag, Oct 01 2005


Now, this is why too much democracy sucks the bloody mucus off a dead mans tonsil! Howcome I get +2/-8 and Flavaflem (link) +7/-7? It's not fair.
-- Ehrm, Nov 18 2005


Genious! It'll solve world hunger.
-- MikeOxbig, Nov 19 2005


Over six years and nobody's written "periwinkles" ?
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 06 2011


Unfair The bogey man is in imminent danger of becoming redundant here.
-- Ah Supp, Sep 30 2011


ugh.[+]
-- Voice, Oct 01 2011


But I just got all that cheese out of my nose...
-- Alterother, Oct 01 2011



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