Everyone knows the inconvenience of a wedgy, especially at the beach when it's tricky to re-do it unnoticed. So this is the deal; pearce 2 rings into your cheeks, design underwear with hooks and ready-steady-go!-- BartJan, May 30 2001 interview with ali landry http://usersa.usunw...r/ali/talk-int.htmlscroll down to the middle of the page for the question about tips and tricks [mihali, May 30 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004] How 'bout Velcro instead of rings? Superglue the hooky side to your butt, and sew the fuzzy side to your wedgie-able garment.
Or, for a less permanent solution, there's always the Handyman's friend: duct tape.-- MrWrong, May 30 2001 this is baked by miss usa contestants, except no surgery is required. they have been known to spray glue on their butts so that their swimsuits don't ride up. see link.-- mihali, May 30 2001 Hehehe... if youre at the beach (as you said) and have a wedgie, why don't you go in the water and fix it? Beats gluing your knickers to ya butt.-- funky_monkey, Jul 08 2002 I can see the guy in the piercing shop now, as i go in and ask for a double buttock job, his eyebrow raised as i finally knowingly rid myself of bayside wedgieness.-- benfrost, Jul 08 2002 Someone of Jackass must've read this and thought it's seriously a good idea...-- BartJan, Jul 10 2002 I was really hoping this was an idea about remaking *Gone With The Wind* for a modern audience.-- earl, Jul 10 2002 random, halfbakery