Glasses wearers! Do your glasses clash with your earphone? Do the stems compress your head and leave dents? Are you sure they are cutting off circulation? Did you lose an ear in a fit of pique?

BUNGCO knows your pain. Introducing Glue-on Glasses Jewels! GOG-J come in a range of styles, all hip, suitable for every wearer who is comparably hip. Glue these bead-sized mounts to your skin. They receive prongs attached to your lens. Viola! Your lens is suspended, monocle-like, before your eyeball, with no need to involve other head regions.

Many put a Gog-J between the eyes and one on each brow. But with adjustable and addable lens prongs, you can do as you please. Mount them circumferentially around your socket for a sunburst look (and extra lens security while playing field hockey!). Above and below or side and side. Mix up the appearance of the Gog-J. Best of all - peel them the hell off when you are ready. Then put a whole different set on the next day!
-- bungston, Nov 05 2008

this seems to combine your two new ideas to perfection. see-me_20boppers
[po, Nov 06 2008]

Augmentations http://en.wikipedia...wiki/Molly_Millions
Your approach allows modularity. Molly prefers something a little more secure. [normzone, Nov 06 2008]

//prongs attached to your lens//... ummm
-- FlyingToaster, Nov 05 2008


Prongframes? Frame prongs. Yes. Those.
-- bungston, Nov 05 2008


so... non-contact lenses ? sure [+]
-- FlyingToaster, Nov 06 2008


Molly, it's so good to see you again.
-- normzone, Nov 06 2008


This product has been out-competed by the soon-to-be- released MaxCo FringeClip. Simply clip the bulldog-clip-like clip on the upper edge of your MaxXo FringeClip Clip-on glasses to your fringe and, ipso calypso!, your glasses are dangled securely in place before your very eyes! Hairstyle modification may be necessary; batteries not included; may contain peanuts.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 08 2008



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