1. Collect an auspicious number of followers 2. Travel to Giza. Bring red, hooded robes, and essential mystical fluids 3. Get tickets to go inside the Great Pyramid (get there early, there is a daily visitor limit) 4. Go inside to the burial chamber, the heart of the pyramid and largest center of occult power. 5. Chant "cthulhu fhtagn" until something interesting happens (or, better yet, pray for peace, etc.). Wish that previous visitors' wishes would be fulfilled happily and that they see through to the heart of reality or something.
-- sninctown, Aug 04 2014

cthulhu fhtagn

Bless you (gives sninctown a hankie).

Diamond Giza and all that.
-- not_morrison_rm, Aug 04 2014


Do you really think this has not already been done?
-- pocmloc, Aug 04 2014


Initially I thought this was talking about Gaza. That might make for some interesting religious politics...
-- RayfordSteele, Aug 04 2014


^.

Other than that how is this not the plot of every horror movie ever made ?
-- FlyingToaster, Aug 04 2014


Except Ring, Dark Water, the Exorcist etc and certainly not Killer Clowns from Outer Space...

Giza not that interesting these days, just part of the city....and only the one angle you can take a photo of the pyramids that doesn't show all the hi-rise/KFC outlets
-- not_morrison_rm, Aug 04 2014



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