Pit and grind olives, and press them back together in the form of one giant olive. Wrap with something like several layers of rice paper to hold shape.
-- Voice, Feb 13 2014

world's largest olive (made of concrete?) http://www.worldsla...alifornia/olive.htm
[xandram, Feb 14 2014]

You like rice paper in your martinis?
-- normzone, Feb 13 2014


You like martinis? That's so ... gay ...
-- 8th of 7, Feb 13 2014


Martinis are just an excuse to drink nearly straight liquor cold, with just a hint of something else in it. I like mine on the wet side - that vermouth has to be good for something.
-- normzone, Feb 13 2014


If you build an giant olive, the giant Martinis will appear.

Like "Field of Dreams".

or

If you build it, they will die of alcohol poisoning.
-- popbottle, Feb 13 2014


Vermouth is good for deglazing pans. An open bottle will keep better than an open bottle of white wine.

I have wondered about the maximum attainable size for olives. How big are the biggest? Do they get as big as avocados?
-- bungston, Feb 13 2014


Some recently-created polyploid olives can grow larger than a hen's egg.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 13 2014


Yes, but then you'll need correspondingly bigger martini glasses. And they will get warm before you can drink all of it.
-- normzone, Feb 13 2014


No, you just have to drink faster.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 13 2014


A martini is just a headache in a cute glass. I'll take plain olives, please.
-- xandram, Feb 14 2014


//It's only gay if you stir.// does that apply to other gentlemanly pursuits as well?
-- pocmloc, Feb 14 2014



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