anjelina jolie and donald trump organize a football game between them, naked, to the death, or at least thats the way they advertize it. anjelina jolie gets the advantage of being on the side of the island that has more natural resources so she can use her ingenuity to come up with a weapon before donald trump would overpower her, they have to start at opposite ends of the island and maybe it is a few square miles so there is a hiding element and trapping, this must have already been done, am i just talking about reality tv?
anyway, this time the white king and the black queen of the world are fighting it out naked and to the death, and selling tickets of course to fund reparations, but the event would be a girl power mega concert in austrailia at the solstace combined with a white nationalist asult on washington dc at the same time, televised by google and apple via the giant interactive screen at city center in washington dc connected to a similar large screen on the street in Queensland, where the Queen concert will be going on, and the final showdown will be virtual and anjelina jolie would be in queensland and donald trum in new york but they are playing a video game and all the white nationalists can go as crazy as they want but if they are assholes then in the video game they cant kill anybody and look rediculous and weak and they get negative feedback in their environmental systems, google supporting this of course. And then that concert would be called SHARE! and be a way for the sharing economy to meet geopolitics and Cher would officiate as one of a long succession of new queens of the world including all of the hot chix who will line up at the bedside of JesusHChrist if this movie ever gets made. So like invite all girl power themed acts and then say no guys except for JesusHChrist because he came up with the idea, but all of the guys have to take a vacation to america and all of the girls and Jesus in Austrailia. Jesus's offspring and all of the chicks in the world have to defend the island of australia from the rabid hoardes of all of the men in the world who are dieing to get into austrailia to get Jesus's chicks but they wont let them and all of the men are bad yuk and not perfect and smooth like the big Jesus. Yeah. So anyway, with Angelina at his right hand and Scarlett Johannsson and a long ling of all females in the world in order of hottness at his left, Jesus will fly using polyolifin wings with this flock for ever around the perimeter of austrailia, the flocking will create an intelligent chimney above the desert in austrailia and the ecosystme will be saved by a giant orgy in the sky high above austrailia where Jesus and the chicks will enjoy impossibly hot set that will regulate the termperature of the planeet and save us all, so that we can travel to the dimension of the heavy elements, with giant blue swirley wings with stripes so we can swim through light, and maybe then Jesus will, through his magninimity and graciousness, maybe let some of the stupid hoards of men dieing and gnashing their teeth on the wild shark infested surf of northern austrailia, maybe, if they go to priest school and do stuff like clean Jesus's kitchen in their underware for free and give dieing men blowjobs for a living, only if they do everything that i say, and only if i say JesusHChrist says before i say it, you know?
Starring JesusHChrist and Angelina Jolie
And btw this movie segues right into the Scarlet Johannson movie where she is the nuclear waste alient who falls in love, in the form of the end of the world, with Jack Black who is the antichrist of this light element world as it singularities at the end of time brought about by a computer virus that bothers lonely males to distraction and then violence by giving them false alerts especially when it is awkward for them to answer the phone.
So thus Scarlett Johannesson, Angelina Jolie and Jack Black will be my first two investors-- JesusHChrist, Nov 18 2016 HotChixMovie HotChixMovie [JesusHChrist, Nov 18 2016] It's time to take a break. http://i.imgur.com/bF6Cp.jpgI mean no disrespect. [Voice, Nov 18 2016] [JHC], does this stuff just flow out of you?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 18 2016 the bathroom is the museum of today-- JesusHChrist, Nov 18 2016 Would you like any help with the spelling?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 18 2016 Yes-- JesusHChrist, Nov 18 2016 OK. In that case, let me pass on a piece of advice which my PhD supervisor once gave to me, on the subject of spelling. It was "fucking try".-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 18 2016 I would recommend eating some bananas.-- RayfordSteele, Nov 18 2016 Tuna sandwiches help also.-- normzone, Nov 18 2016 Lemon curry ?-- 8th of 7, Nov 18 2016 [JHC] would it help if you had someone to call and talk to?-- Voice, Nov 18 2016 See if you can get something worthwhile accomplished before the mania ebbs.-- bungston, Nov 18 2016 Popcorn anyone ?-- popbottle, Nov 18 2016 Thank you Voice, I appreciate it. No more posts. and since an annotation is not a post I'll just add that in case anyone is in the market, the price of these screenplays is getting them made.-- JesusHChrist, Nov 18 2016 I'm going to try reading every other word...-- RayfordSteele, Nov 18 2016 Pssst...ready the big butterfly net and the tranquilliser dart gun-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 18 2016 A hand?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 19 2016 Sp. "tentacle" ?-- 8th of 7, Nov 19 2016 random, halfbakery