Install Gene Kelly's Door, and you never have to worry about forgetting your keys again. This is because it's a door entry system that requires you to perform a short tap dance on its specially adopted front step. When the dance pattern corresponds to that already stored in the system, the door opens.

Get it wrong and you're treated a dousing with water from above, delivered to the tune of 'Singing In The Rain' to help you try again.
-- xenzag, Sep 17 2012

Once you get in, you can hopefully figure out the lift... Interpretative_20Da...0Elevator_20Calling
simply shameless [RayfordSteele, Sep 17 2012]

Tap pattern on phone http://www.google.c...v=onepage&q&f=false
[leinypoo13, Sep 17 2012]

Is this to be done on Mother Kelly's doorstep?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 17 2012


Good idea [+]. Relevant but not prior art from blackberry people[link].
-- leinypoo13, Sep 17 2012


// specially adopted front step //

So even if it's actually someone else's front step, you treat it like it's your own ? Very altruistic …
-- 8th of 7, Sep 17 2012


Get it wrong twice and it's, Slaughter On Fifth Avenue....Yours.
-- Lesser Spotted Kiwi, Sep 18 2012


That's going to be amazingly popular with your neighbours when you stagger home at 0243 on a Sunday morning …
-- 8th of 7, Sep 18 2012


It will make your neighbour Fred uh, stare.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 18 2012


groans..... but excellent
-- xenzag, Sep 18 2012


It may also make your eyes adore a Duncan.
-- normzone, Sep 18 2012


// I may also make your eyes adore a Duncan.//

Ha,ha, pure genius
-- Lesser Spotted Kiwi, Sep 18 2012


I can't take credit for it, actually I heard it at that watering hole based on the fake merchandise theme, the Bar Is Knockoff.
-- normzone, Sep 18 2012


//Get it wrong and you're treated to a dousing with water from above, delivered to the tune of 'Singing in The Rain' to help you try again.//

Even that would be preferable to Frankie Vaughan singing 'Green Door'.
-- Lesser Spotted Kiwi, Sep 19 2012


If it also tripped the light, that'd be fantastic.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 20 2012


I would ask for ballet parking.
-- xandram, Sep 20 2012


However, your inept dancing might cause Daniel, who otherwise wholly admires you, to depart. People would say "Look at your fan Dan go".
-- hippo, Sep 20 2012


That would probably break him.
-- normzone, Sep 20 2012



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