Motorcycle people are dirty and leathery. I think they could use facials, but they probably feel silly going to traditional spas made for women who own little dogs who wear coats. What we need is a spa for gearheads.

Leave with immaculate skin, that smells of motor oil, not tea tree oil.
-- futurebird, Dec 10 2003

As long as I can have the smell of 2-stroke (synthetic only).

You can always tell the 2-stroke riders by that certain odeur d'huile. <dreams of warmer, dryer riding days coming>
-- Klaatu, Dec 10 2003


//Motorcycle people are dirty and leathery.//
I am after a track ride ... some expholiation treatment might be nice after I'm done attracting grime and the smell of exhaust.
-- Letsbuildafort, Dec 10 2003


No respect UnaBubba?
Doesn't seem like a bad idea to me, although need to replace that beer with something else, maybe a soak in warm coffee or tea?
-- soundman, Dec 10 2003


WD40
-- Letsbuildafort, Dec 10 2003


What about tea tree motor oil? +
-- sartep, Dec 10 2003


I recently bought a pair of Indian (motorcycles) sunglasses, and yep, they smelled like motor oil. I think it was impregnated in the cleaning cloth...
-- simonj, Dec 10 2003


i think there should be a sister spa to this for hill folk, honkeys, hill billies, red necks, and the cast of the movie Deliverence.
-- Space-Pope, Dec 10 2003


Not for your bike. The tea tree oil exfoliates skin while the motor oil makes you smell fresher.
-- sartep, Dec 10 2003


You wash your Hog at the Turkish Biker-baths, I think.
-- moPuddin, Dec 10 2003



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