ARE YOUR OFFSPRING SO SOFT AND YELLOW-BELLIED THEY CAN'T LIFT A @#$%-@#%-ED TINKER-TOY? DO THEY SLEEP IN PAST THE INCREDIBLE HOUR OF OH-SEVENHUNDRED? J&^%#-C&^%$T THAT'S THE %$#@ING MIDDLE OF THE DAY! ^%@-&^%#$! MAYBE THEY TAKE AFTER THEIR GREASY PARENTS! WHY, JUST LOOKIN' AT YOU MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP!

THEY NEED SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED PT, MAGGOT! AND IT'S YOUR GOD-GIVEN JOB TO PROVIDE IT! AND IT'S MY PRIVILEGE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH THE MEANS, THE DRIVE, AND THE DESIRE TO DO SO!

I PRESENT TO YOU MAGGOTS, A SOLUTION SO PERFECT IT'LL MAKE YOU WANT TO KISS THE PUSS-ROTTING FEET OF YOUR UGLY AUNT MYRTLE! THIS IS NO PIP-SQUEAK'S PLAYSKOOL PLASTIC, THIS IS THE MARINE CORPS PLAYSET, IN MY FAVORITE COLOR! IT IS EEE-QUIPPED WITH CLIMBING WALLS, MUD PITS, CRAWLING LOGS, RAPELLING ROPES, SWINGING WEIGHT BALANCE BEAMS, PULLEY-STOCKS AND MONKEY-BARS! THERE IS SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED!

BOOHYAH!

At ease.
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 04 2006

Tank http://www.gizmolog...t/images/tank14.jpg
[Voice, Nov 17 2011]

RS has left his pc logged in AGAIN!
-- po, Apr 04 2006


Only if the marines themselves come with detachable heads and matching body bags. That would be really good at showing the idiocy of war/joining the army.
-- nietsch, Apr 04 2006


Joining the Army is monumentally dumb, when one can join God's gift to mankind, the Marine Corps! We don't talk about paper-pushing Army pansies! Now, drop and give me 20!
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 05 2006


- Sir, permission to go potty, daddy, SIR!

- Denied you little worm. Now, climb that %%@$# wall before I kick you over it.
-- methinksnot, Apr 05 2006


//Now, drop and give me 20!// Is that like "Gimme five", four times over?
-- coprocephalous, Apr 06 2006


"wouldn't come out here mom, I'm a-layin these here pudding mines to catch out sis' "
-- skinflaps, Apr 06 2006


KILL, KILL blood makes the grass grow! Eat sh*t and bark at the moon!
-- bwagner62, Apr 06 2006


Great idea. Next: coast guard playset. Every bit as good as the navy playset, but nobody likes it.

Note: I always thought it was Hoo-ah.
-- shapu, Apr 06 2006


It may have been ... until Paris and Nicole slept through the entire Fort Bragg population one night in 2004.
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Apr 07 2006


At which point the battle cry became "When did this turn green?"
-- shapu, Apr 07 2006


"But Daddy..."

"Do it now or I'll get your Mother out here and we'll have ourselves a live fire exercise!"

Hmm, how to sell a mud pit. Dehydrated? Just add water, hole not included.
-- Shz, Apr 10 2006


Is that you John Wayne?

sp. PRIVILEGE.
-- calum, Apr 10 2006


Obviously a nerf gun mud crawl. Also needs trip- wires, an electronics playset with fuse diagrams, paintballs, a close air support mobile, and a trike tank.
-- Voice, Nov 17 2011


Made to crawl naked over Stickle Bricks
-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Nov 24 2011


My First Stalingrad play set, complete with Yakov Pavlov and Vasili Zaitsev action figures!

Colonel Thorvald figure sold separately.
-- Alterother, Nov 25 2011



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