I'm tired of hearing screeeeech.. then metal being wrenched and thrown about and then sirens from police and ambulances. With a fuzzy bumper the sound of the collision would be muffled (hair muffles sound) and if it was big enough, the fuzzy bumper could even reduce the damage of the wreck. I can see it now, cars with afros, cars with dreads, cars with weaves, some with chia power...
-- barnzenen, Oct 21 2002

Car bra... http://www.carbras....fectfit/carbras.htm
Not as interesting as you had hoped I imagine. [baron555, Oct 21 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

The Grass Car http://www.artcars....ewisTwo/Lewis6.html
Would hate to mow it though. [dag, Oct 21 2002]

I had to croissant this based on the image of a chia bumper alone.
-- baron555, Oct 21 2002


Cars have bras? Tell me more.
-- st3f, Oct 21 2002


Thanks baron, was gonna put the link up, but, you know, work calls and all that.
-- barnzenen, Oct 21 2002


Thanks for the link. I can't say I'm not disappointed. Like the idea of car afros, though.
-- st3f, Oct 21 2002


Why stop at the bumper, do the whole friggin' thing...[Link]
-- dag, Oct 21 2002


You could you travel by rolling along in an enormous hairball.
-- namaste, Oct 22 2002


It should all be done using springs. That adds the required element of comedy, I believe. Screeeechhh .... boinnngggg.

Also, what the h is a car bra? I've read that linked site twice and I'm none the wiser.
-- PeterSilly, Oct 22 2002


[PeterSilly] it's the black bit.

[barnzenen] have you tried the Brilliant Industries La La La I'm Not Listening hat? Make the world go away.

Hair is not neccessarily soft. Ask any Land Rover that's been on the receiving end of a rhino charge. (Thadump thadump thadump, then metal being wrenched and thrown about).
-- egbert, Oct 22 2002


[egbert] - I worked that out! Is it some kind of bumper/fender enhancer, or does it attempt to improve the appearance of the front of the car by adding, um, cleavage? Or does it simply stop the sensitive bits on the front of the car from getting overly irritated? I'll stop there, I think.
-- PeterSilly, Oct 22 2002


Actually, I believe that its to protect the front of your car from nicks and scratches that you might get while driving.

The only thing is, if leave the "bra" on your car for a while and then take it off, you end up with two different shades of paint.
-- baron555, Oct 22 2002


Would be a heck to clean though, and when it rains... But I would still like to see all of the crazy idea people come up with. Lepord fur, giant mold colonies :P . But the only problem I see is air drag. You get a plus.
-- thelambs, Oct 20 2003



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