1: 3 or more people sit in a circle. 2: All write a number between 1 and 10 in secret. 3: All display their numbers and people with median numbers drink 3 pints of beer. 4: Repeat until all but one have peed themselves.

This can be done with hallucinagenic drugs also,except people will lose if they think gremlins are trying to kill them or something.
-- 0_owaffleo_0, Oct 10 2003

Roger's Profanisaurus http://www.viz.co.u...saurus/profanis.htm
[stupop, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Why? The ones that don't get to drink miss out. Try this:

1: 1-any number of people go to the pub
2: Someone gets a round in
3: Everyone drinks. (Repeat until discussing personal spirituality)
4: Get kebab.
-- squeak, Oct 10 2003


5. Distribute kebab evenly over face.
-- stupop, Oct 10 2003


...and shirt front
-- squeak, Oct 10 2003


and floor
-- sufc, Oct 10 2003


From Roger's Profanisaurus (and from memory): Abrakebabra - a magic trick where a previously eaten kebab miraculously reappears on the front seat headrest of the minicab on the way home.
-- Gordon Comstock, Oct 10 2003


Unless you get yourself a proper shami/shish kebab or even a well made non-minced-alsation-meat kebab. Yum. You don't want to waste that stuff.
-- squeak, Oct 10 2003


Didn't [thumbwax] do a Profanisaurus once?
-- k_sra, Oct 10 2003


Aye, of the Spastic era.
-- Deathjester, Oct 13 2003



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