Product: Weapon: Gun: Non-Lethal
Fruit Salad Blunderbuss   (+6, -1)  [vote for, against]
A musket with a wide bore and flared muzzle that fires and scatters fruit

This gun is designed to fire assortments of fruit however big or small.

One practical use is, filling the musket with bananas and grapes and firing a heavy round when stumbling upon a troop of baboons blocking your path whilst on a expedition.
-- skinflaps, Apr 16 2004

I envisage a restaurant where all food is fired at its customers.
-- Cunninglinguist, Apr 16 2004


grapeshot.
-- po, Apr 16 2004




How is this different from the well-known (and loved) potato cannon?

(Oh, good grief! <slaps head> Of course, potatoes are not fruit.)
-- ldischler, Apr 16 2004


cannon fodder farmer 2nd class
-- FarmerJohn, Apr 16 2004


Get your five portions of fruit and veg here... [BLAM]
-- st3f, Apr 16 2004


Geed 'um, Maa!

Vegetarian riot control. Bun.
-- Letsbuildafort, Apr 16 2004


Hollow pears, and full melon jackets.
-- normzone, Apr 16 2004


Mango Mortars.
-- 5th Earth, Apr 16 2004


Apple Artillery.
-- Letsbuildafort, Apr 16 2004


So..... It's a salad shooter(tm)? :P
-- DonBirnam, Apr 16 2004


bun for use of the term "blunderbuss." that and that it's a hilarious idea.
-- andromeda, Apr 16 2004


Think watermellon.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 17 2004



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