This is hat with an over sized hammer constructed into a concealed space in the upper portion of the hat. The hat affixes to the head tightly and may have a chin strap. The Hammer is attached to a spring loaded mechanical accordion mechanism that allows the hammer to swing and deliver an impact to the wearer.

Once triggered the hammer deploys in a spring loaded swing striking the wearer about the head.

Hats of this type can be distributed by a government that will require all citizens to wear them so that they may be triggered remotely by a secret government organization as deemed necessary in an effort to preserve the availability of freedom and deter civil unrest.
-- vfrackis, Jan 23 2013

Hmmmm.....members of the government count as citizens too. Who gets to control the hammers in those hats?
-- Vernon, Jan 23 2013


You could maybe consider emigrating to a less oppressive regime.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 23 2013


Easily done... change the name of the country Montenegro to Montypython. Then you can legislate this sort of shit every day.
-- UnaBubba, Jan 23 2013



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