Take one collection of various beer steins and cut matching chunks from each mug with a diamond blade band saw.Reconfigure whole mugs from the different pieces with super glue.Attach bolts to the base of each Franken-stein, and wait in the tower for the next lightning storm.Mmuhaahaahaaaa-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 31 2004 Carlton Draught www.carltondraught.com.auMade From .... Beer? [vigilante, Nov 01 2004] Cheers Igor! http://www.beer-ste...udsteins/cs323L.jpg [cromagnon, Nov 04 2004] may produce franken stains-- benfrost, Nov 01 2004 Any Aussies will know the Carlton Draught "Made From Beer" ad campaign. [2fries] could roll out the Franken-steins "Made From Steins" series with no problems, I'm guessing. +-- vigilante, Nov 01 2004 Silly name - Check! Stupid idea - Check! Diamond-bladed cutting device - Check! Manic laughter - Check! Croissant - Check!-- DocBrown, Nov 01 2004 Ha. Not microwave safe. +-- sartep, Nov 01 2004 You microwave your beer ?-- normzone, Nov 01 2004 stupid alien. ; )-- k_sra, Nov 01 2004 It's not like I drink your liquid mana anyway, Eartor. :P-- sartep, Nov 02 2004 Building your own Franken-stein is thirsty work. You might need a replica to use as a stop-gap.+[link]-- cromagnon, Nov 04 2004 Awsome link [Cromagnon].-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 04 2004 random, halfbakery