One of the few chances to read tea-leaves these days is when your bag bursts. On these occasions, the leaves are usually trying to say "it's going to be a crappy day".

But divining the future from tea shouldn't fall victim to the consumer's desire for an easy brewing process.

Let's keep it alive with Fortune Teabags. FT's have an astrological message on the side of the bag, printed with dried food dye.

When the bag hits the hot water, the message is revealed.
-- Fishrat, Oct 11 2003

"Your bladder will be full in 30 minutes."
-- FarmerJohn, Oct 11 2003


"You'll be balder in 30 minutes". You have to stick your neck out with these things.
-- Fishrat, Oct 11 2003


"you'll be bolder than 30 midgets".. erm. (+)
-- neilp, Oct 11 2003


"If you can read this just before you take out the bag, your tea will be too weak."
-- FarmerJohn, Oct 11 2003


Beware scalding water... Fortune says you will burn your fingers today...
-- Fishrat, Oct 11 2003


in bed.
-- Amos Kito, Oct 11 2003


Your badger will unfold flirty pigeons.
-- Tabbyclaw, Mar 15 2004



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