The idea is simple: establish a museum devoted the subject of all things to do with hair and beards. This would naturally include mustaches, under arm hair (referred to where I live as oxter hair) and of course pubic hair.
Hair is a facinating subject. Nothing can creep people out more than, for example a single strand of hair detected in a sandwich.
There is almost infinite variety to human hair types colour and styles. Just think of the extremes between rasta dreadlocks and a shaved head. In between there are: corn rows; Mohicans; short back and sides; plaits of every description and attachments of numerous varieties. Then there are the ethnic styles to add to all that.
Of course no museum would be complete without its souvenir section where miniature wigs, mustaches, etc are all available for the compulsive collector. Perhaps such a museum already exists? Could not find though, and if you build it, I will come frequently.-- xenzag, Jul 10 2012 Leila's http://leilashairmuseum.com/gallery.htmlImagine the possibilities... [RayfordSteele, Jul 10 2012] straight ones, wavy ones, floatin-in-the-gravy ones http://www.youtube....watch?v=w_m3vU6P68U [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 11 2012] Ha - excellent... Posted from my iPad without a problem thanks to the fab Jutta.-- xenzag, Jul 10 2012 //Nothing can creep people out more than, for example a single strand of hair detected in a sandwich.// I'm not sure about that. For instance, what about a toenail clipping, or north-east Asia, or a small subjunctive?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 10 2012 I can still see you giggling so I won't m-f-d it, but better quality hairpieces are made out of real hair (go figure), and surely there's a wig museum out in the world somewhere.
What was the problem with the iPad anyways ?-- FlyingToaster, Jul 10 2012 As part of the "etc" in the main text, "merkins".-- Vernon, Jul 10 2012 This would be a great exhibit in a natural history museum. Maybe some material on the races of lice as well.-- bungston, Jul 10 2012 Hair is not always your friend, I was briefly detained at Customs in Bangkok, suspected to be part of some obscure international animal-hair smuggling ring after cat-sitting (blurgh) for ten day for a friend and then visiting another friend with mad dog.
Upon production of my HB explanatory card I was released.
Possibly I'm also on to win the least imagination prize as well, sitting by the swimming pool mit palm trees and all I'm doing is typing HB annos on a laptop <sighs>-- not_morrison_rm, Jul 11 2012 palm trees - lovely. I'm just about to put on my hair shirt and go to work.... <sighs>-- xenzag, Jul 11 2012 Don't feel to bad, [nmrm]. I'm supposed to be working right now, which means that I'm sitting indoors on a beautiful summer day typing various bullshit of little to no value, when I _should_ be sitting indoors on a beautiful summer day typing various bullshit for which somebody may pay me decent money someday.-- Alterother, Jul 11 2012 random, halfbakery