Basically, the idea here is to build a giant analog synthesizer, the size of a house. 1,000 oscillators, hundreds of filters, envelope generators by the score, and a massively powerful, all-weather sound system built in. Each would be fitted with a satellite hookup in order to broadcast over the internet, or by toll-free phone line. The machine would be programmed and sequenced via internet by hobbyists who are so smart/boring, they'd do this. Furthermore, each unit shall be equipped with a vertical takeoff engine, so it can fly around the world and blast people with synthesis. With the this year's US defense budget we could build, i dunno, five hundred of these?
-- mongmaster, May 25 2004

//Solution to problems.//
For what problem is this a solution?
-- English Bob, May 25 2004


Aliens? Arriving in moments? Quick, hand me the Flying Super-Synthesizer!
I'm guessing it's a solution to those kind of problems, as well as world famine relief, Iraq ('n all that) and flatulence in cows.
-- Fishrat, May 25 2004


//For what problem is this a solution?//

Not enough of these Intersynthoplanes. Also if we defer military spending, it solves the army problem.
-- mongmaster, May 25 2004


dictionary.com doesn't recognize Intersynthoplanes.
-- yabba do yabba dabba, May 25 2004


//and flatulence in cows//
As a turntable-tastic DJ [Fishrat], you must be aware that the ex duo of the KLF (who allegedly burnt a million pounds) also experimented with low frequency noise. The result was that a farmer a mile or so away claimed that they cured one of his cow's flatulence.
Permanently.
-- gnomethang, May 25 2004



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