Product: Dental Floss
Flossophone   (+3)  [vote for, against]
Musical dental floss dispenser

This time the resonant chamber is the dental floss spindle casing. As the thing spins it makes a whistling sound, they have those pull whistles at sports events, you know what I mean, wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! The sound is amplified by the resonant chamber. There are whistles on the spinny thing that scoop air as it goes around. So every time you pull floss out, wheeeeeeeee!
-- JesusHChrist, Feb 15 2016

http://members.shaw...ages/wheeshocks.htm [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 15 2016]

Might encourage children. +
-- blissmiss, Feb 15 2016


I have a better plan...
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 15 2016


// I have a better plan...//

I have a hunch that one couldn't call it exactly politically correct. And think of the neighbours.
-- Toto Anders, Feb 15 2016


sp. spinny.

... unless it has spines, which is always possible.
-- pertinax, Feb 19 2016


// think of the neighbours //

He doesn't have any neighbours. They all fled, centuries ago.
-- 8th of 7, Feb 20 2016


// They all fled// that's what we tell people.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 20 2016



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