Haven't seen one yet...-- daseva, Jul 13 2004 Could you put an ashtray... http://shop.store.y...e/inrincusbysu.html...in one of these. [st3f, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] inflatable ashtray http://www.bbc.co.u...rs/1995/toys3.shtml [skinflaps, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] A bong to go with it http://www.weedcity...able_Bong_180_1.htm [skinflaps, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] Pool Ashtray http://www.cool-mer...talog/1ash-pool.jpg [Worldgineer, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] Shade Butler http://www.parpool-...DO/ShadeButler.htmlDoesn't float [Worldgineer, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] Floating trays http://www.pool-spa...pool-softub13a.htmlThe "Mini Beverage Tray" may work - I'd be afraid of popping the "Floating Bar". [Worldgineer, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] Glass Pipe or bongs for the ashcatcher http://www.growhigh.../index.php?cPath=24will make you float. dont drink & drive, smoke & fly [growhigh, Oct 28 2005] Hmm, [st3f], how much do you plan on smoking...
Seriously, this has gotta be baked, but if so, let me know where. Cause I'd love one. It could even let a small amount of water into the basin for quick extinguishing, and it could be programmed to find the little side drains, empty itself and continue perusing the pool. It could monitor cigarettes being smoked and time everyone's last ash, and have lengthy algorithms to find the shortest distance to travel in order to tend all the cigarettes in the pool, up to about 8, then the program loses its intended efficiency. If only cigarettes had RFID tags... jesus, sometimes I really lose perspecitve...-- daseva, Jul 13 2004 Could you not just invent waterproof cigarettes?-- silverstormer, Jul 13 2004 Still need to ash somewhere... not in the pool, dennis!-- daseva, Jul 13 2004 Isn't that what a pool's skimmers and filters are for?-- half, Jul 13 2004 Float a mini surf-board on the surface of the water - top with glasses, an ice-bucket and ash-tray.
Floatation devices can be attached to the body to engineer an (almost) seated position.
Add friends, a pack of preferred-brand cigarettes and enjoy!-- zen_tom, Jul 13 2004 But, I'm not in the mini surfbaord business... :(-- daseva, Jul 13 2004 Do people really smoke and swim?-- Worldgineer, Jul 13 2004 oh, its quite delectable... somehow, I crave them more as the chlorine concentration in the pool rises...
wonder if god planned THAT one...-- daseva, Jul 13 2004 (picturing [daseva] doing the one handed breast stroke, holding cigarette above the water with the other hand)You must be the last one picked for water polo.-- Worldgineer, Jul 13 2004 //do people really smoke and swim//
dude, you gotta stay in more often :)-- theircompetitor, Jul 13 2004 [cough... cough] "marco!!!"... polo...[coughs]...[coughs] "MARCOooooghghhchch"....
Is he dead?-- daseva, Jul 13 2004 Odd that water games apparently require a "polo" in them. I meant the game with the ball and the nets. But yes, you'd be especially bad at marco polo as well.-- Worldgineer, Jul 13 2004 Hey you! Get your ash outta my pool! (-)-- Freefall, Jul 13 2004 random, halfbakery