Flannelman was created in extremely odd circumstance involving; an abandoned pajama factory, a quilt, two pounds of fishing line and a duck. His super powers are softness, warmth and the ability to mentally project a feeling of security.
Flannelman now traverses the country seeking out those poor unfortunate souls in need of comfort, cheer or warmth. When he sees someone in need, he swoops over and snuggles them, engulfing them in his warm flannelness, until they are feeling warm and secure. He stands for Truth, Justice and Generally Spreading Warmth and Feelings of Security Throughout the Land.-- ato_de, May 01 2003 Are there Flannel Women ?............put me down for one, or more.-- peter2, May 01 2003 don't give me all that old flannel.-- po, May 01 2003 Aww. Who can say 'no' to a soft, warm, fuzzy guy?-- k_sra, May 01 2003 And dresses like Al Boreland.-- RayfordSteele, May 01 2003 What happened to the duck?-- FloridaManatee, May 01 2003 Oh he's okay. He has to wear flannel to keep warm now after being plucked for some superhero's stuffing.-- FarmerJohn, May 02 2003 *belch* 'scuze me. Can still taste the hoisin sauce.-- thumbwax, May 02 2003 Ditto on the FlannelWoman.. or perhaps a faithful sidekick -- SatinTeddyWoman ? What would FlannelMan's "achille's heel" be?
Superman: Krypton
Flannelman: Women with Cigarette Breath and smoker's wheeze?-- mahatma, May 02 2003 Satin Teddy Woman is a mythical creature spreading an entirely different ...uuummm... message. <g>-- ato_de, May 02 2003 [bd64]: I have counted 6 ideas of [ato_de]'s that you have 'autoboned' this evening, with nonsense posts and unsupportable references. This seems to have stemmed from your only idea, "Tesla Coil Ahoy!" that [ato_de] correctly pointed out might have been taken from a movie.
[ato_de]: I have (+)'d each of the autoboned ideas, to counteract the actions of a certain individual.
<your father> Now, don't make me turn this car around! </your father>-- Cedar Park, May 31 2003 <your mother> you're not too big to have your bottom smacked </your mother>-- po, May 31 2003 Thank you CP, though I would prefer that you had found them of merit and so voted your support, but I'll take a pity pastry. I think we will find that "beatledrone64" will likely throw it's little tantrum and fade away. In the meantime, my ideas have been churned to the top of the pile and maybe someone else will find them worthy or amusing. No worries mate.-- ato_de, Jun 01 2003 Here comes his faithful sidekick, Corduroy Boy. [ wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF]-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 01 2003 Hair of Cord'roy wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF Plagiarizer, Autoboner I've been told about you wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF Battledomer, The midnight 'boner wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF What they been sayin' must be true wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF PRECHORUS: Red hot Tesla Oh that's Indoor wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF Corduroy Boy's bad news wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF CHORUS: Now you're messin' with a A SON OF A BITCH wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF Now you're messin' with a A SON OF A BITCH wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF Talking jive and poison ivy You ain't gonna cling to me wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF Minute-taker Fall-'baker I ain't so blind I can't see wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF PRECHORUS: CHORUS: LEAD CHORUS: (4 times)-- thumbwax, Jun 01 2003 random, halfbakery