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-- DrCurry, Dec 08 2002


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-- RayfordSteele, Dec 08 2002


Ah, the Nomex feature.
-- bristolz, Dec 08 2002


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-- Marassa, Dec 08 2002


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-- Chaos_5, Dec 09 2002


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-- po, Dec 09 2002



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