In the months before a major election the unfortunatemost can take advantage of a machine that looks a bit like a soda dispensing machine.
Insert two dimes and a nickle, sit in the seat, grab hold of the hand holds (pretending that you are a sitting crucifix) & wait for the lasars to measure you.
A few minutes later, out will pop a fresh new T-shirt that happens to have a political endorsement on it. Perhaps it says something like "Poverty Pains McCain"
Anyway, you get a new nicely fitting shirt from the machine for a quarter.-- Zimmy, Nov 11 2005 Variation on a theme Clothing_20Vending_20machine_2e...though adding political slogans is a differentiating, if odd, touch. [DrCurry, Nov 11 2005] What's the point in charging the quarter?-- zigness, Nov 11 2005 To stop people emtying the machine and using the T-shirts as fuel?-- st3f, Nov 11 2005 [Rushes off to post t-shirt fueled aircraft idea]-- normzone, Nov 11 2005 T-shirt vending machines already exist... though as far as I'm aware, none of 'm incorporate lasers in their design.. :)-- akumabito, Nov 11 2005 random, halfbakery