A new addition to the hound class, bred specifically to sniff out surviving human females during/after the apocalypse/rapture/ ragnarok. We're going to need all the help we can get to round 'em up and ensure the survival of our species.
-- 21 Quest, May 28 2011

Hopefully the tracking animal gets to have the velvet underground song for a soundtrack as it searches about.
-- Zimmy, May 31 2011


Oh totally.
-- 21 Quest, May 31 2011


//We're going to need all the help we can get to round 'em up and ensure the survival of our species.// Didn't manage to read Mr Hargreaves's latest: Little Miss Ogonist. I am presuming it was good, judging from your idea.
-- 4whom, May 31 2011


Does she get a dog for sniffing out you, or is this one-way traffic?

You see, I'm picturing a woman of child-bearing age, but not necessarily attractive to you, pursuing you with the perpetuation of the species in mind, guided by the elegant pointing of a highly-trained dick-spaniel, to the strains of Yackety Sax. No offense intended. It just made me laugh.
-- pertinax, Jun 01 2011


That would be a cocker spaniel... and I really hope not!
-- 21 Quest, Jun 01 2011


Why Product: Tool: Screw ??

Oh! Is it an attempt at humour?

Ha.

Ha.
-- Canuck, Jun 01 2011


;-)
-- 21 Quest, Jun 01 2011


Been watching A Boy and His Dog recently?

Just at a guess, after the apocalypse, soap and running water may be in short supply. Trained dogs might not be necessary.
-- ye_river_xiv, Oct 28 2011


Five months ago to this day, I was lying in a hospital bed with bits of swamp stuck in my hair, blissfully unaware that A) the survival of our species was at stake and B) the facilitation of post-apocalyptic coitus had been delegated to [21 Quest].

I'm glad these things have been sorted out by a qualified professional.
-- Alterother, Oct 28 2011


I wouldn't say 'professional', but I am more than qualified...
-- 21 Quest, Oct 28 2011


I guessing that if the women are in hiding the future of the race is clearly in question, even if you can find them.
-- WcW, Oct 28 2011


Yeah, I didn't really think about that... Why exactly are the women hiding?
-- Alterother, Oct 28 2011


We can address their reasons for hiding after they've been located.
-- 21 Quest, Oct 28 2011



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