You give them two bucks.

Your handed a hot dog and a coke as you walk in the door.

Sit. eat. drink. leave.

Once we get the bugs out of the system. We will add other items to menu.
-- popbottle, Jun 24 2014

Fast food is unhealthy... Belly-dump_20Hearse
...and when it kills you, this is how you'll be buried. [Wrongfellow, Apr 05 2017]

Cheeseburger Pepsi. https://youtu.be/puJePACBoIo
[AusCan531, Apr 06 2017]

This is perfectly a halfbakery worthy idea. I'll take two though. That'll throw a wrench in their operations. Or do I just return to the back of the line while I eat my first delectable wiener? Love this. +
-- blissmiss, Jun 24 2014


The door itself could be contrived such that:
upon crossing the threshhold, a small but startling electric shock is administered to the patron, causing their mouth to fall open;
the first mechanical arm swings down from the ceiling with a frankfurter which is - still aglisten with brine - jammed into the open mouth of the patron like a broomhandle into a prison anus;
the second mechanical arm swings down and inserts a nasogastric tube into the patron's face, down which is squirted lukewarm post-mix cola; and then
the floor plate rotates, spinning the patron round 180 degrees - causing (a) loose change to fly from his or her pockets and fall into the cash collection grille in the floor and (b) the nasogastric tube to whip out; and
leaving the patron deposited bewildered yet strangely satisfied on the sunwarmed stripmall sidewalk.
-- calum, Jun 24 2014


I misread the title as "Easter fast food" which sounds great - roast spring lamb with new potatoes, for example.
-- hippo, Jun 24 2014


[calum] you have the gift of making even the simplest idea turn into the strangest experience. Thanks for that.
-- blissmiss, Jun 24 2014


what [bliss] said. (I'm laughing and choking at the same time.)
-- xandram, Jun 24 2014


Alas, this Idea is Baked by every buffet-style restaurant on the planet. WKTE
-- Vernon, Jun 24 2014


I just tried to post this idea, but thought I would search first just in case.

My "new" idea is Same thing except a choice between a hamburger and a burrito. Time for a nap... at least.

I just tried to post this idea (for second time ). Has this happened to you? Am I headed to the booby-hatch?
-- popbottle, Apr 04 2017


No, you're already there. That's why you're not allowed sharp objects.
-- 8th of 7, Apr 04 2017


Sounds like a diet, or lack thereof, issue.

I'm more than reasonably sure that, when I walk up to a street vendor who has $2/3/4 dogs, and hand them 2,3, or 4 dollars, I will get the appropriately priced meal substitute without the need for verbal interplay.
-- FlyingToaster, Apr 05 2017


I didn't know hot dogs were handed. Is that why they curve?
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 05 2017



random, halfbakery