Based on the premise that being in mortal danger heightens your senses and level of awareness and also stops you mucking about, it is logical then that young children should be educated whilst being subjected to some sort of peril. As an example, school classes could be conducted with each pupil being driven at very high speed on a powerful motorbike round a track.

A Government education spokesman said today "This puts the Ducati into Education".
-- hippo, Oct 07 2011

I'm for it! If my children are home-schooled, can I apply to the board of education to provide me, erm, I mean *them* with a Ducati?

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Oh, and my compliments on the very clever pun.
-- Alterother, Oct 07 2011


[+] (Shhhh... Don't tell [jutta])
-- mouseposture, Oct 07 2011


I believe this logic was used in Catholic schools until recently.
-- DIYMatt, Oct 07 2011


"Ducati - turns Riders into Mechanics".

There would inevitably be a high attrition rate amongst the students.

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-- 8th of 7, Oct 07 2011


[+] pun.
-- FlyingToaster, Oct 07 2011



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