Imagine thin flexible material which collects methane.

Now imagine it could be shaped like underwear.

So, there you are farting up a storm, and all the gas is collected in this material.

At the end of the day, you connect a small tube to a flixble fitting on the pants, and extract the gas, perhaps directly into a cannister for use in your home.

I can't wait !
-- Gridley, Nov 09 2004

remind me not to attend any of your BBQ's.
-- benfrost, Nov 09 2004


Right, ben, like there's nothing gross at YOUR house.
-- lintkeeper2, Nov 09 2004


Don't paint me any pictures ok?
-- EvilPickels, Nov 09 2004


Does my bum look big in this?
-- stilgar, Dec 13 2004


I'm really sorry to break the news to you, but after Christmas vacation, you will be repeating the 2nd grade.

Not, mind you, because your idea is so lame, but because just about every fart joke known to small school children, with accesss to computers, has already been posted here, a lot
-- blissmiss, Dec 13 2004


Gas barbecues are boring and add nothing to the food.....but I don't want to know about it if you have underpants that produce charcol briquettes.
-- normzone, Dec 13 2004


no nothing gross at my house. disturbing, but not gross.
-- benfrost, Dec 13 2004


[bliss] In a way it's good you're not working so hard now and have more time to visit us.

[ben] Are you allowed indoors? :]
-- FarmerJohn, Dec 13 2004


40 bean eating terrorsts could blow up a bus or a plane.
-- jaksplat, Dec 14 2004


indoors? no, quite the opposite
-- benfrost, Dec 14 2004



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