- You became a household name with the introduction of Million Dollar Smile, the gleeming white ware, but with disappointing sales.
- Ah yes, because of the comfort thing – well, no pain, no gain. On the other hand our Fancy Frames are doing quite well.
- Those are the popular adhesive strips applied to the top edge of eyeglass frame temples.
- Right, the upper surface of the strips is corrugated so that our hooks, alligator clips or even tiny clothes hangers can be attached. All manner of beads, jewels and even special miniature clothing can decoratively dangle on the sides of the face.
- It’s certainly amazing what young people have chosen to adorn their prescription and sunglasses with: stamps, coins, keys…
- Our latest variant is a frame temple clothesline with teeny weenie clothespins for drying bantam blossoms and mini skirts.
- Any new products in the works?
- Sure a massive project is custom downhill slopes that are replicas of each wealthy client’s nose. We identify, cut, clear and prepare an individual mountain trail identical to the profile of the skier’s schnozzola.
-- FarmerJohn, Jun 02 2004

//It’s certainly amazing what young people have chosen to adorn their prescription and sunglasses with: stamps, coins, keys…//

And croissants. Here have one.
-- sartep, Jun 02 2004


[FJ], reading your stuff is like being on drugs. Where's my picture?
-- k_sra, Jun 02 2004


In your mind.
-- FarmerJohn, Jun 02 2004


Mmmm - alligator clips. +
-- Letsbuildafort, Jun 02 2004


//In your mind.//

You want it back?
-- k_sra, Jun 02 2004


Not after YOU had it.
-- sartep, Jun 02 2004


Yes BB, those are some wild glasses, though I couldn't find any using the frame temples.
-- FarmerJohn, Jun 03 2004



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