Simple enough, really. A full-sized replica (painted plastic with a post that can be cement-mounted) of a famous person, with a mail slot built into them. Could also be made of something more durable, like concrete, if necessary.

Extra-special editions could have solar-powered speakers and a set of short catchphrases that play when mail is inserted. Examples include:

Tom Cruise: "Do you know the history of the post? I do."
George H.W. Bush: "Not gonna do it. Not gonna pay those bills."
George W. Bush: "I have acquired political mail, and I intend to read it!"
Bill Clinton: "I did not have literary relations with that woman."
Bruce Willis: "Yippee ki-yay, mother mailer."

...and other irreverent pop culture references.
-- shapu, Mar 16 2006

these aren't famous people but..... http://growabrain.t...art_mailboxes_.html
[xandram, Mar 16 2006]

What do they say after someone runs over them with a pick-up ute?
-- DrCurry, Mar 16 2006


"My post, Joe. I can't feel my post."
-- NotTheSharpestSpoon, Mar 17 2006


or Famous Cartoon Character like Mickey, Dogbert, Hobbs, Bugs, Casper Milktoast, Batman, or...
-- popbottle, Dec 17 2013



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