High riding T-shirts and low riding pants have been adopted by the masses, and frequently masses is what such outfits reveal. Some svelte types like myself might feel themselves to be at a disadvantage. I propose that the cummerbund-like device be constructed, with the back consisting of sythetic flesh-toned rubber buttcheeks. This FRA would be only the very tops of the cheeks, plumber-style, and the rubber part would taper so that it might be tucked into pants. The T-shirt should descend to cover the upper part of the FRA.

The FRA could be sold at streetfairs, novelty shops and other similar places.
-- bungston, Dec 01 2004

Similar idea http://www.halfbake...20Sculpture_20Nards
[bungston, Dec 01 2004]

This idea http://www.akrondes...dation/9-18593.html
There's more. [contracts, Dec 01 2004]

Another Butt http://www.costumes...roduct_code=fm25788
[contracts, Dec 01 2004]

But then again....... http://www.google.c...search=&safe=images
[normzone, Dec 01 2004]

Gerbil urban legend http://www.snopes.c.../homosex/gerbil.htm
Richard Gere? Seriously? [ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 01 2004]

tie-on fake bum http://www.the-joke...prod.asp?product=77
there you go [Tabs] [ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 01 2004]

Real Rubber Ass for [Tabs] http://www.actionfa.../pictures/13268.gif
Made of hard rubber by Schleich. 3"L x 2.25"H. US$4.75 [jurist, Dec 01 2004]

Perhaps the crack could serve as a bottle opener?
-- ldischler, Dec 01 2004


Thought this was going to be a sex aid for stud donkeys....
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 01 2004


//for stud donkeys//

Not necessarily.
-- Detly, Dec 01 2004


Do you have that in rodent?
-- jutta, Dec 01 2004


Optional hair

[Jutta], at least it wasn't "Fake rubber Donkey"
-- Ling, Dec 01 2004


At least she didn't ask "Do you have rodent in that?"
-- half, Dec 01 2004


[half], is that a gerbil reference? [link]
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 01 2004


(((((((hug)))))))) just for [buns-ton], ooops I meant [bungston] of coarse.
-- blissmiss, Jun 18 2009


bungston bungston bungston Yo! Excellent
-- vfrackis, Jun 21 2009


For women, the fake rubber ass could include an optional string on the back to look like a thong... look like you're wearing the thong without the discomfort!

Come to think of it, they could also sport decorative butt tatoos.
-- Yappa, Jun 23 2009


The dudes could just have a pair of Fruit of the Looms, riding up badly.
-- bungston, Jun 23 2009



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