Sell cheap replica boots as used by parking authorities and police.
When the police see a booted vehicle they won't ticket it or attempt to boot it again, plus most places won't attempt to tow it.
All of your life's problems are solved!-- metarinka, May 13 2011 Angle Grinder Man http://www.myspace.com/anglegrindermanTakin' it to The Man! [infidel, May 13 2011] (?) Get your own boot http://www.wheelboots-immobilizers.com/ [ldischler, May 14 2011] I had a friend who used to joke about keeping a clamp in the boot of his car to use to avoid parking tickets, no idea if he ever got round to it though.-- mitxela, May 13 2011 What do you do if Angle Grinder Man [link] comes along and "rescues" your car then the real parking authorities and police come along and clamp your car again?-- infidel, May 13 2011 Methinks the boots would be better if they actually looked like comically oversized rugged footwear.-- DrWorm, May 15 2011 as always 21 quest, very informative and thought provoking comments :P-- metarinka, May 16 2011 random, halfbakery