If someone attempts to get into your car with traces of faecal matter adhering to their shoes, this is instantly detected; an alarm sounds, (warning!! faecal matter detected!!) then a fine jet of highly targeted flame shoots out, instantly incinerating the offending matter. (we also sell nice trendy patterned asbestos socks and shoe protectors)
-- xenzag, Jun 19 2017

Should be mandatory. [+]
-- 8th of 7, Jun 19 2017


No shit sure lock.
-- AusCan531, Jun 19 2017


...instantly incinerating the offender. [+]
-- whatrock, Jun 20 2017



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