This is a many to many, scaleable audio video interface that conects people and their asses from around the world.
-- JesusHChrist, Aug 10 2013

King Khan moons Lindsay Lohan http://www.portland...moons-lindsay-lohan
[normzone, Aug 12 2013]

what, do you just pick categories at random ?
-- FlyingToaster, Aug 10 2013


I am a librarian, sir.
-- JesusHChrist, Aug 10 2013


Can you incorporate software into your design to remove blemishes such as "Bob Loves Fred" tattoos or spanking welts?
-- Grogster, Aug 10 2013


Don't be crass. This is a serious idea.
-- JesusHChrist, Aug 10 2013


Hehe
-- rcarty, Aug 11 2013


Who, me?
-- Grogster, Aug 11 2013


I'm fairly certain that, in those places where asses are still used, there is often a dearth of internet.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 11 2013


I am sure that some day you will see asses as Walmart greeters, waiters, and real estate agents...
-- Grogster, Aug 11 2013


Asses remind us to assess our options. Truth is profane.
-- rcarty, Aug 12 2013



random, halfbakery