Next time a friend sits on your couch, just push a button and it blows up along with making a really terrific fart sound, killing them instantly!
-- AfroAssault, Sep 15 2000

Hmmm. It sounds like a good way of ending up with no friends. Wouldn't it be better if the couch swallowed them up and then deposited them unharmed in the basement instead? It'd make a great talking point.
-- Skinny Rob, Sep 15 2000


I can think of one office I would like to send this to for a receptionist whose receptions are frostbitchin. I wouldn't lose any sleep if this {censored censored censored censored] was chunks on a wall.
-- thumbwax, Sep 16 2000


Does anyone else notice a lot of anger recently in the halfbakery?
-- blahginger, Sep 17 2000


Not me. None of us are arguing amongst ourselves. We all get along juuust fine. You look tired, would you like to take a nap? I'll go outside so as to not ruin my hear...disturb your slumber.
-- thumbwax, Sep 18 2000



random, halfbakery