These are tasty extra strong mints that come in a tin that looks like a vintage chemistry set. The individual mints are shaped like beakers, flasks, rats, etc. Test one on your pets today!-- Grimrock, Oct 02 2000 Mmmm....ethermint-- thumbwax, Oct 03 2000 Also, "Endanger-mints": in the form of knives, snakes, guns, and bombs. Every third one is flavored with cyanide.-- centauri, Oct 03 2000 Just get some Creme de Noyeaux for the cyanide flavored mints. Creme de Noyeaux is almond flavored as is cyanide.-- thumbwax, Oct 03 2000 Is it bitter almonds, or non, thumbwax? Also, I've heard that cyanide only creates the smell/taste of bitter almonds after it comes in contact with living tissue.-- centauri, Oct 03 2000 New from the makers of Experi-mints it's "Predica-mints". We're not sure what they are shaped like as no one has actually seen them. They come in a beautiful, ornate box with no opening. The only way to get what we assume are some terribly tasty mints is to smash the box. What to do, what to do ...-- Grimrock, Oct 03 2000 "Inter-mints: for when your breath smells like something that died...."-- centauri, Oct 03 2000 Hey thumbwax, do you happen to own a copy of that "poison for writers" book?-- Grimrock, Oct 03 2000 You dirty rat...-- thumbwax, Oct 04 2000 How 'bout Developmints. Little film canister-shaped mints that come in a Photo Booth-shaped box. Or impedimints that make you lisp with really nice breath.-- On-or-about, Oct 07 2000 I'm sure most of you have seen 'Managemints'-the dilbert candies...-- thumbwax, Oct 07 2000 Dental Records. When you chew them, they squeek loudly. With practice, you can make musical tones.-- On-or-about, Oct 07 2000 How about Parlia-mints. Everyone thinks they taste good at first, but they always leave a bad after-taste.-- Alcin, Oct 09 2000 enchant-mints: contains some form of hallucinogen...-- Urania, Jan 16 2001 or a disenchant-mints: contains downers...-- barnzenen, Jan 17 2001 "Enlighten-Mints" are currently being sold at the counter of my local health food grocer. (A small tin with a drawing of a buddha on it.)-- jutta, Jan 20 2001 Flavorless Mints: mints without any mint flavor.-- Vance, Feb 08 2001 I once wanted to start a band and name it "Mint." Then the first album (this was in the days of vinyl) would be named "Achieve." Later albums would be named "Enlighten," Enchant," Govern," etc., respectively.-- beauxeault, Feb 24 2001 How about Engage-mints, to serve at engagement and wedding-rehearsal parties -- dainty, pastel-pink peppermint flavored confections shaped like hearts, with the happy couple's name and maybe the date/year in red frosting.-- Sparki, Aug 13 2001 Testa-mints, reserved for religious activities. Yum, testify.-- Japanese_Coffee, Jun 28 2003 Alternatively, you could have called them Ex-spearmints.-- WordUp, Jul 07 2004 How do you know what cyanide tastes like...-- macncheesy, Jul 07 2004 They've been to my house. I 'flavor' guests' snacks with cyanide. Muahahahaha!-- disbomber, Apr 05 2005 I gave this one a croissant for [centauri]'s anno.-- disbomber, Apr 05 2005 Mintal Patience, the long lasting sedative mints-- JesusHChrist, Apr 06 2005 random, halfbakery